FAQ from food festival visitors: How to cook great steak?

While working for www.yourperfectnightin.co.uk on their stand at this summer's Shrewsbury Food Festival and Shrewsbury Flower Show, a recurring question from knowledgeable visitors was "what's the best way to cook steak?" Here is my personal view and method:
1) Buy great steak. Sirloin or ribeye. Predominantly forage-fed. From proper butcher or farm shop.
2) Let steak warm up to room temperature for an hour or two before cooking.
3) Dry the steaks with kitchen roll, coat both sides in small amount vegetable oil (NOT olive...burns too easily; corn or rapeseed or sunflower all OK).
4) Season one side generously with salt and ground black pepper.
5) Get heavy frying pan or griddle VERY hot, without oil. Keep it very hot until end of step 7.
6) Place steak, seasoned side down, onto hot surface. Start 3-minute timer. DON'T move steak around pan. Do apply gentle downward pressure on fat spots/strips for good contact with intense heat.
7) Season uncooked side, then turn. Start 1-minute timer. DON'T move steak around pan. Do apply gentle downward pressure on fat spots/strips for good contact with intense heat.
8) Take steaks off heat and wrap all together in cooking foil, shiny side inwards, then place on warm plate and cover with two tea towels to keep warm. Start 10-minute timer.
9) Refill wine glass. Fuss with chips or new spuds, veg or salad, table setting, etc. DON'T get impatient. Put plates to warm, put everything except steaks on dining table for help-yourself service, then call your guest(s) to the table (unless they're there already from starters).
10) When timer goes off, unwrap steaks taking care not to lose/spill the meat juices. Move steaks to clean cutting board, then drain meat juices into a warm bowl.
11) Cut steaks on a 45-degree angle from vertical into strips 1.0 to 1.5cm wide. Arrange artistically on a large warm plate or metal platter.
12) Take platter and meat juices to table and bask in warm applause.
13) Ask guests to help themselves, allowing self-selection of rare or medium pieces according to personal preference. Assertive chairmanship by host/cook helps make sure everyone gets their preference.
14) If anyone asks for some pieces to be cooked a bit more, throw them out of the house and never speak to them again...ever.
15) Enjoy.
16) PS (i) With 8oz steaks, the timings above should produce rare to medium-rare sirloin and medium ribeye. Because of ribeye'e delicious fat content, it is best cooked medium - any less and you risk uncooked fat on your plate. (ii) Please DON'T bother with a sauce. If you've got step 1 right, it won't be necessary. Let great steak speak for itself, naked. (iii) With generous provision of spuds and veg/salad, three 8oz steaks will feed four people easily.
Disclaimer: This is my method and there may be others, just as good or possibly better. Your improvement tips are most welcome.

Very poor sirloin steak - feedback part 1

Dear [name of establishment...may be revealed later if there's either a meritworthy or non response]

 

On Sunday 18th August, I was one of a party of six adults and one toddler, booked under my daughter’s name Claire I think, who enjoyed a meal there in the late afternoon. I say ‘enjoyed’ with no intention of irony. The setting was great; the occasion, relaxed; and the food, good...in all but one respect. Before I describe this, please be assured that I’m not looking for any personal gain here, except the satisfaction of letting you know something was not right, then you can endeavour to prevent it from happening again.

 

My main course choice was sirloin steak, which the gentleman serving us said was from cattle of the Hereford breed, reared locally. It was more than disappointing and I am more than concerned about the detrimental impact that serving such poor specimens surely has on the Great British Public’s view of ordering steak when eating out. My specimen was poor in two important respects: (1) It was terribly badly cooked. I’d ordered medium rare, which indeed it was. But (i) the steak offered no evidence that it had been seasoned before cooking; and (ii) the fat strip was pale, cool and more or less raw. (2) Before it got near the grill, the steak itself should have been rejected by your chef and returned to your supplier on account of a thick strip of gristle between muscle and fat, running the entire length of the steak. If your kitchen team looks at what’s left on plates when they return to the kitchen, the evidence was plain to see. What really narks me is that both these factors are avoidable.

 

“Why didn’t you raise this at the time?”, you may be wondering. Because of bitter experience that giving such real time feedback in the past has ALWAYS spoiled the occasion, no matter how diplomatic I have been in offering the feedback and no matter how well handled it’s been by the establishment. As I said up top, we all enjoyed the meal very much. For my part, your calamari starter was good and chocolate dessert, divine. Even now, I purposely haven’t shared my dissatisfaction about the sirloin with any of the party.

 

Part of my reason for taking this seriously is that I have an interest in the good name of native breed British beef, and steak in particular, in my work helping to promote a future rival to you, www.yourperfectnightin.co.uk. Of course, this is not a competitor in the conventional sense; but it does offer an ‘eat in rather than eat out’ proposition. Perfect Night In steaks are from pasture-reared Aberdeen Angus-cross cattle, and if they ever send out a steak with gristle like the one you served to me, I’ll be mortified. Also, in addition to being an eager home cook of limited skill, I have worked 10-15 hours a week in a hobby-job (in addition to full-time self-employment) for a while as a commis chef in one of the best eating houses in the Shrewsbury area. It’s like getting paid to attend cookery school, and if I ever serve up a steak with gristle, or as poorly cooked as the one you served to me, I’ll be mortified.

 

I hope you detect that my intentions are genuine. It so happens that www.yourperfectnightin.co.uk is based on a small farm in north Gloucestershire, which I visit regularly to plan my work with the owners.If you’re interested, I would be delighted to drop in on you at a convenient time with a couple of their Angus sirloins for you to taste, not because I want you to buy from them, but because I’d like to chew the fat with you about steak and British beef, dining out and dining in, etc.

 

With best wishes.

 

Yours sincerely

 

Phil Christopher